Saturday, June 01, 2002

Mohd Fairuz Khan

He's the most loud and sincere guest that ever appeared on this website. He's so funky, trendy, friendly, lovely, etc. An engineer at Perodua, who loves Madonna, Citizen Kane, Paris and shopping but doesn't know how to drive manual car.

Why were you born in Malaysia?
Honey, I could be born anywhere for all I could care… (chewah, kewat tak?)

What would be your perfect meal?
Perfect meal = 1/3 nasi + 1/3 lauk + 1/3 sayur £ 1/3 stomach capacity (you do the math…)

What do you loved most?
Everything about me!!

What is your greatest disappointment?
Everything about you!! LOL, just joking…

How do you define gender equality?
Who are we kidding?

Which is more tiring, singing in the kitchen or the bathroom?
You know, dancing is a lot tiring than singing… but since that wasn’t in the q, I’d say singing in the bathroom is tiring… sebab there is never enough air for my big lungs (maklumlah, akak kalau nyanyi mesti nak nyalak nyalak…)

What is the most embarrassing thing you did in the past?
Ohh, there are just too many… (talk about making a fool of myself? Are you serious?). Anyway, the one that I can remember is when I was in primary school. I was in a singing competition. When the music starts, I started singing. But my voice never came out because I was too nervous. It was so evident that I went on ‘miming’ for about 1 minute. They were all laughing. But me, I just kept on, ironically enough. Needless to say I had to start all over again!! Can you imagine?


If you could meet some from the past, who'll it be?
This may sound sappy, but I would really like to meet my late grandmother. She passed away when I was studying abroad. I was very close to her… *wiping tears!!*

Do you have any irrational fear?
What’s fear? (konon…) Well I don’t know whether this is rational or not, but I’ve always feared people who are dishonest…

Which film you think shouldn't be produced?
All Yusoff Haslam movies. For English, any movies that Sly Stallone/Arnold Susah-Nak-Eja/Mariah Carey have ever made or will ever make…

What is your most annoying habit?
Korek idung


Who do you prefer to be your mentor, Tuah or Jebat?
Tuah definitely… I’m not a fan of antagonist/villain characters… (lagipun akak dengar dia can-do)


How are you going to spend RM1 in one year?
You can’t…


What will you look like at the age of 100?
I’ll look like a dead man… no wait! I am a dead man at 100…


Do you believe in love at the first sight?
Sure do… every time, looking down my McDonalds menu…

What is your best achievement?
*long pause* …. you don’t want me to brag now do you? Anyway, if you insist, I think my best achievement is to accomplish many things while I’m still young – graduated with BSc by 21, earned an engineer title before hitting 22, a car, a house, etc etc… I realise lots of others have far more achievements than me. But personally, I think these have been my achievements… and I’m in no competition with anybody but myself…


Which person has most influenced you?
I’m not easily influenced by anybody… but I thank God I have lots of beautiful people around me: my family, friends, colleagues etc etc… these people help me get through the worst of days… and the best thing is I don’t even have to talk to them. I just think about them and their positive values, and my problems gradually go away… (wah, falsafah lah pulak!)


What is the best part of Malaysia that you liked most?
It’s very safe compared to other big cities, food available 24/7, happening nightlife.


Any comment on abortion?
Didn’t you already ask this q? oh ok I was wrong… I think abortion is cruel and inhumane. You give life, then you take it? What am I missing? Kalau taknak anak, jangan main… kalau nak main jugak, pandai pandailah pakai protection… don’t be too shallow…


What will be your epitaph?
What's an epitaph?


Personal Details
Name: Mohd Fairuz Khan
DOB: 21 September
Email: fairuzkhan@hotmail.com